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IT ISN'T FUNNY: Comedians paid by CDC to shill for vaccines dropping dead all around the globe

By sdwells // 2023-05-30

In less than one year, 27 comedians around the world have "died suddenly." Not a single report mentioned that every single one of them was likely injected with millions of toxic spike proteins that are known to cause sudden "unexplainable" cardiac arrest or stroke. Coincidence? Think again. Eleven of them were Americans, and several died right on stage, after pushing for other naïve humans to run out and get the Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) clot shots, which are known to cause fatal vascular clots, invade the cleansing organs and trigger hyper-immune reactions that wind up sending these joke-telling vaccine pushers six feet under.

CDC does not want autopsies done on the deceased who were vaccinated

Although several billion humans have been vaccinated for COVID-19 at least once, if not a few times, only a handful of autopsies of those who "died suddenly" afterward have been performed. The news, despite censorship and cover-ups, has been littered with stories of perfectly healthy people dying of "unknown causes," including more than two dozen comedians in the past year. It's happening to military members, athletes, pilots, and now joke tellers, who, ironically, get paid by the vaccine pushers to push propaganda and insult those who avoid the clot shots like the plague. No wonder why. Take for example Comedian David A. Arnold, the Netflix star who "died suddenly" at the ripe age of 54, while on a comedy tour. Coroners ruled out that he died from natural causes, so what was it then? No cause of death is reported at all. Why not? The odds that Arnold was injected with millions of deadly spike prions was high, because he was performing at clubs that REQUIRED proof of full vaccination for entry. Another comedian who died unexpectedly was English comedian Andy Smart. Again, no cause of death was available. Then the American comedian Teddy Ray passed away at the young age of 32. His cause of death is hidden from the public eye. Why? Teddy Ray had appeared several times on the Russell Simmons digital comedy stream "All Def Digital," and on MTV's "Wild 'N Out." In Japan, Tsuyoshi Kubota, a member of the Japanese comedy duo "Independence Day," died suddenly at the young age of 36. His health had deteriorated rapidly, but the reports won't say how or why. Again, the cause of death was hidden from the public eye. Why? Nobody had ever heard of him having health issues, then suddenly, it all went down hill and he died? Sounds like another "result" of the mysterious clot shot plandemic. Sean Lampkin, the comedian who played bartender 'Nispey' on the show "Martin," died at age 54 of unknown causes in his sleep at age 54. Also, US actor (Emmy award winner) and comedian Leslie Jordan, from American Horror Story," died from his own horror story "vaxxident" when his car crashed into a wall in Hollywood. Speculation is that he passed away while driving after getting vaccinated with spike protein prions that may have caused a heart attack or stroke. This is now a very common cause of death, though the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and mass media are in cahoots to cover it all up. The list just goes on and on, and the spookiest part is that most of the comedians that are flopping on stage performed at clubs that required COVID jabs to enter, and many of them made jokes about people being afraid of the clot shots. How ironic. The Fauci Flu jabs are obviously nothing to joke about, as they are likely to cause myocarditis, pericarditis, vascular clots, auto-immune disorder, central nervous system problems and a whole host of other deathly "side effects." Watch out Jimmy Kimmel, those clot-shot jokes might just come home to roost, as they have with so many other vaccine industry comedic shills. Bookmark Vaccines.news to your favorite independent websites for updates on the Vaccine Holocaust that's sweeping the nation and the world as you read this. Sources include:   MarkCrispinMiller.substack.com TheSun.ie NBCNewYork.com

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